Alright, I have the kinkiest, weirdest damn fantasies you may ever see this side of a bad trip with a sheet of blotter acid and a bong.
But damn if I didn’t want to take my newest roommate, a cute little Asian girl named Kaylee, and turn her into a giant salad for my enjoyment.
Sure it was the middle of the night and she was sound asleep, but that sure as hell isn’t going to stop my from firing up my high definition camera, barging into her room, and spraying my dressing all over her titties, face, legs and body in a fit of food induced messiness.
I didn’t even let her get out of bed… I just messed her up right there on her sheets, messing up the bed as much as possible, knowing she had to sleep in the rest of the night.
Kaylee didn’t exactly enjoy every minute of my catalina-based frenzy, but it sure makes for some damn fine fun — in fact, I have posted the entire video over at a wet and messy web site I made from the footage I shot of Kaylee. Hurry up and check it out before I gotta shut it down.
