Meeting her in the lobby of the busy Philadelphia International Airport, we quickly headed off to conduct a thorough and professional interview in which I pointed out to her the many wild and sordid scenarios I planned on putting her through during her time with me.

“I may be dunking your head into a bowl of oatmeal and holding your pretty little face under there until you can’t take it any more,” I said while she sipped on an iced tea.

“That’s fine,” Kelly said as the straw popped out of her mouth. “I love weird things like that.”

Damn fine, I thought to myself as she arched her back for me, showing off her D-cup sized breasts that were held in by the tightest t-shirt I had seen since I shot Mia, a blonde hottie who had showed up for a shoot with her boyfriend in tow.

“What if I wanted to crank your puss open with a speculum and fill you up with a gallon of milk?”

What’s a speculum? she said.

I just smiled. You can see the results in full videos that I posted over at MessyKelly.com.