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Hey, Kaylee was just trying to catch up on some studying but damn if I didn’t have it bad for shoving a cream pie into her sweet little face, which was all clean from having just taken a shower (I peeked in on her while she was getting dressed, too — that’s what really set me off needing to cream on her).

Kaylee became my roommate a couple months ago… lured in by my offer of super cheap rent of just $99 a month. Of course, the only catch is that my girl-roommate has to let me WAM her whenever I feel like it, which is pretty much all the time these days.

This video clip shows the beginning of my session with Kaylee, but you don’t get to see the really cool stuff like the nudity, her sitting in the pie mess with her panties off, and other cool stuff. Wanna see more? I uploaded everything in High Definition to this other site for you.

You can never be too skinny nor too rich.

That’s what they say… and if it’s true, then this sweet young blonde girl who I shot for SploshMe.com.

Standing 5 foot 11 inches tall, she weighed in at just 112 pounds dripping wet — no doubt a lot of that weight was right on her chest, as she had recently undergone a D-cup size breast implant procedure.

Despite her killer looks, lithe frame and tight-as-can-possibly-be body, this sweety was as shy and nervous as the day is long.

We dressed her up as a jilted bride who was stood up at the altar by some obviously retarded guy who can’t see two feet in front of his face.

Well, to get even with her jilted lover, she decides to smear the wedding cake all over her body instead.

Then comes the wine, strawberries and more squirting and bursting with joy all over that tight as hell body of hers.

Messy video of this bride here

You can see all of this girl at SploshMe.com

Alright, I have the kinkiest, weirdest damn fantasies you may ever see this side of a bad trip with a sheet of blotter acid and a bong.

But damn if I didn’t want to take my newest roommate, a cute little Asian girl named Kaylee, and turn her into a giant salad for my enjoyment.

Sure it was the middle of the night and she was sound asleep, but that sure as hell isn’t going to stop my from firing up my high definition camera, barging into her room, and spraying my dressing all over her titties, face, legs and body in a fit of food induced messiness.

I didn’t even let her get out of bed… I just messed her up right there on her sheets, messing up the bed as much as possible, knowing she had to sleep in the rest of the night.

Kaylee didn’t exactly enjoy every minute of my catalina-based frenzy, but it sure makes for some damn fine fun — in fact, I have posted the entire video over at a wet and messy web site I made from the footage I shot of Kaylee. Hurry up and check it out before I gotta shut it down.

I’ve shot photographs of people, places and major events for many years, but it was in early 2003 that I decided to try my hand at doing some photography and video of models for a website called Splosh Me!

But I really needed to do something different, unique and unusual… I mean anyone can find a sexy coed or girl gone wild to strip their clothes off and pose nekkid in front of a camera. Really, you can. It’s just that not many people ever even attempt to do anything like that, usually for fear of what the family, loved one, employer, or random guy on the street would think of you for doing something like that.

Well, the truth is that shooting naked pictures of models is a whole lot of fun.

Shh. Don’t tell anyone.

So what can make shooting a nude model more fun and outrageous?

Well, having been a huge fan of the movie 9 1/2 weeks, starring Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke, I had always loved the scene where he blindfolds Kim up and feeds her various foods, leading up to him dumping milk all over her body and spread legs. I think there was some honey play involved there, too.

That made a huge impression on my young hormone-laced mind that hasn’t yet to this day worked itself free from the folds of my consciousness.

So when my first WAM model, a young 20-year-old brunette with a perfect c-cup rack and a body that wouldn’t quit, stood before me in a cheap rented hotel room of a well-known college campus, it was scenes of that movie that were coursing through me, along with a triple shot of testosterone.

Handing her an outfit to get changed into for the shoot, the girl didn’t bother going into the bathroom… she just got buck naked right there in front of me.

Yeah, this was going to be fun!

Here’s the deal…

I run an advertisement looking for roommates to share my flat with, and I only charge $99 a month for their share of the rent (which is actually $1,200).

Too good of a deal to pass up, I am constantly getting emails from desperate girls who need a place to stay.

I take my pick of the litter, and put the best girls up in my flat.

These girls (like My Messy Ashley, a cute D-cup brunette) pay me $99 a month (how cool is that? they pay me!) and in return they become my “messy roommate” obligated to let me do whatever I want to do with them, whenever I want to do it.

Most of them are many miles from home and unable to just leave whenever they want, so it really works out to my advantage while I fulfill my wet and messy fantasies.

Hey, I’m not shy… most of the time, I have a girl messed up and usually naked within five minutes of them stepping foot inside my apartment.

I’ve had about a half dozen roommates so far, all of them being incredibly wonderful to play with and enjoy any time of the day or night, with any kind of substance I could think of using.

I’m going to be writing about my adventures with these girls here so you can see what it’s like living the ultimate WAM fantasy life!